I'm a wimpy asshole

...Skinny Steve? Is that you?

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Story of my life

I believe that's called the Napoleon Complex

It's cause we're closer to hell, dude. I have yet to meet a small calm person

I'm the complete opposite. Tall and hate confrontation.