Makes me want to cry

Hail hydra

\o/

My mother actually wanted me to buy a house with her. I couldn't move out fast enough once I graduated H.S. and found a job. Sadly, because of her temper, I needed to get out but really regret not doing the college thing. I'm now looking towards retirement.

Child's shoes never worn.

HAHAHAHA XD

ohhh shit, I just spit my drink out laughing so hard,it's wrong but thanks for that one

Lol

I am so lonely

Spazz - You *are* a failure

MY CEREAL IS DRY;-;

Nothing is worse than soggy cereal.

One time I was out of milk and I was stuck with dry captain crunch... And all of the spoons were dirty and I used a fork..... I was really roughing it

Sucks mate

My everyday life

Same