Spiders are friends not fiends

This was a little sad and hilarious. Salarious.

*gets cup and paper**warily approaches crawly spindly nope-creature**coaxes it onto paper**slams cup over it before it can scuttle onto my hand**sprints outside and sets paper and cup on ground**kick cup over and run back inside like life depends on it* RETURN TO YOUR NATURAL HABITAT THANKS BYE

Great now I feel bad for killing spiders

I like the little cute jumping spiders, but long-legged freaky web builders like black widows scare the crap outta me!

Spiders are like gays. I don't have anything against them inherently but if a naked one pops up on my desk or in my sink or shower, I'm gonna hit it.