The easiest way to wake up

Also the easiest way to have a heart attack

Wallace and gromit anyone?

Put this as prisoners beds because this is torture. Only way it be worse is if it won't lay down till your bed time and if you don't go to bed when it lays down you will lose sleep because no matter what it will spring up when the timer goes off.

I'd sleep where I land, tbh

Don't forget his other inventions such as the freezer-wave, hoverbike, or the new fire-shooting, smoke-launching, strobe-lighted bass guitar.

I would probably just fall and go back to sleep

Colin furze is awesome. He made wrist mounted flamethrowers

Me buying this: Sounds like a good, easy solution to being tired in the morning!
Me in the morning: *burning bed with flamethrower* FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU

Tbh I need this to wake up