Weasel! I want one!

You know how they smell? They stink

"Twitchy little ferret, aren't you Malfoy?"

IWANTONE! SANTA I'VE BEEN A GOOD GIRL I ONLY UNALIVED THE EQUIVALENT TO CHINA'S POPULATION! I WANT A WEASELLLLLLLL!!

I want to boop it's nose and cuddle it so hard it doesn't breath properly

Stoat!

STOATS FOR LIFE

One if them is fake omg

draco <3

As the owner of four ferrets the perfect descriptor is "carpet snakes on crack" so fun, so cute!