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mrscollector
· 8 years ago
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Jake is a keeper lol
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
Based on that drivel?
rosalinas
· 8 years ago
He would take me to my fav restaurant and have a fantastic meal!
Free food!
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matthewg
· 8 years ago
I feel like I'm going to die a hermit.
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dailydoseofmusic
· 8 years ago
Is it me or does this sound like something Dwight Schrute (from the office) would say?
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illjusthavewater
· 8 years ago
Yes. But he would leave the country for 10 years, and the return to find the woman. She would be waiting on him the entire time, she never took another lover. But he doesn't care about that. He was there for the priceless chandelier.
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dailydoseofmusic
· 8 years ago
Only selling it to make a fortune so that he can invest in schrute farms. Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.
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rosalinas
· 8 years ago
I would date him
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guest
· 8 years ago
Turns out he is a car thief and the car he burnt is a stolen car
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Free food!