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Lies parents tell their children
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darbyattacks
· 7 years ago
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I mean, where does sausage come from if not for the Boogeyman?
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
When I become a parent imma use the 1,000 words one
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
It was 10,000 but if your don't want your kids to talk much have at it lol
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majestic_yumps
· 7 years ago
Oh hahaha I read it wrong. Is it possible to develop reading disorders over the years cuz if so I might have one lol
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fbi
· 7 years ago
The cookie dough one is true though
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
No its not. You can contract salmonella from the raw eggs in cookie dough but that's not worms it's bacteria
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fbi
· 7 years ago
Raw eggs?
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Yes
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fbi
· 7 years ago
ok then
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Are you confused?
guest
· 7 years ago
Cookie dough has eggs in it. Eggs can cause salmonella. Salmonella=sickness.
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aeacus
· 7 years ago
Thanks guest I thought I did a good job explaining but I guess it needed to be broken down further
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emperorpenguin2
· 7 years ago
Fbi is lacking was lacking in research fundings . Have things improved since that comment?
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mirceag
· 7 years ago
My mom told me that thunder is clouds headbutting each other.
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guest
· 7 years ago
Fbi?? Really wtf? And this list is effed. No wonder we are surrounded by liars
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tennant_and_smith1
· 7 years ago
That ice cream one is brutal
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lenny
· 7 years ago
the kitten ones a little mean
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matthewg
· 7 years ago
My kids are almost old enough to use these on. :D
Btw, I have a shirt of that orange pulp fiction post.
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Btw, I have a shirt of that orange pulp fiction post.