"Please don't judge me"

"Put. Them. Back."

It's uh-- it's not what it looks like

"Look hooman, I has seen the byooty of the yoonivurse."

Ian, I can explain just... just don't throw them out! I have been working on this modern art piece for 2 years!

"You. Touched. My. Bobbles. Don't be surprised if you don't wake up human."

Theze is mine, hooman