Unbelievable headlines

"This is like O. Henry and Alanis Morissette had a baby and named it this exact situation"
-Sterling Archer

His name is the crowning glory of the entire story.

Maybe I should stop commenting because of all the downvotes. Like how he stops performing. I just thought it surprising.

Most of the time, this easily-offended B.S. is just a (not so) sneaky way for people to convince others of the grand lie of how saintly they are. Sometimes simply for the purpose of having power or influence over them. Now it's apparently bleeding into real life society. Well, more than it was before the internet, anyway...
I wouldn't perform for a room of insufferable pricks who were incapable of unclenching their assholes for an hour, either. Thus, to me, it didn't fit.
I probably should have just explained myself better in the first place.