Body pillow

Boom.

I wouldn't care of my girlfriend did any of that. I'd laugh and help sew the pillow and use her towels. Everyone involved in this conversation is petty.

She's probably exaggerating. Most anime merchandise doesn't have naked women (although scantily clad is another story) unless the anime/manga that they're from has naked women, which is less common than you'd think.

Or she could just buy a Free! body pillow. That works, too. Or one of the Owari no Seraph or K ones. They're so sexual that I screamed when I saw them (in a bad way... *shudders*). Yeah, that should do the trick.

Yeah, sure, make yourself look like a crazy bitch, that'll prove your point.