What would you call your future children?

Imma name my child sparta, so when i introduce him/her, i can yell out "THISS IS SPARTA".

I'm gonna call my daughter Lizard. So when people think Liz is short for Elizabeth, shell have to explain that her name is Lizard

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My name is Kalyn my last name is Lind ..... And my parents thought it'd be a good idea for my middle name to be Lynn. Kalyn lynn Lind..... I've had a rough childhood

May short for mayonaise or cat short for catsup or cat short for exemplification or lucy short for lucifer

Ana. Short for Anaconda haha

Im calling my son dick so when yhe teacher calls his name she'll say Dick Wahd.

Wasn't Meg's name (Family Guy) short for Megatron and not Megan? :D