That's an appropriate response

I AGREE WITH KNIGHT SPIDERS ARE THE BEST

Clearly you haven't had your face bitten by a spider.

I feel like you somehow managed to provoke the spider

'Twas a strange affair. I had just finished sixth grade and was with my best friend at a weeklong overnight church camp. Three mornings in, I noticed my face was sort of itchy and numb and thought I just slept on it, sort of like when you sleep on corduroys or a waffle iron. And then I started seeping plasma and realized something was wrong. Eventually the bite was diagnosed to be one of the lesser cousin of the violin spider.