Cats are fluffy adorable assholes

A cat will also start eating your corpse before you are even cold.

Cats are smart enough to feed themselves, deciding to feed on your corpse, rather than waste valuable resources.

"Waste vaulable resources". Yeah sure, I'd eat my grandma's dead dog too if I was incapable of forming emotional bonds.

Why do dog lovers hate cats so much? It's so unnecessary

Who says we hate cats. I have 2. I can love cats and still acknowledge their habits and nature.

I don't hate them but someone advocating the fact that they eat you before your corpse is cold is just too much imo.

Ok, how is stating a scientific fact "advocating". It is random trivia. I'm not defending their actions, or condemning them. They are animals. They eat meat.

I wasn't talking about you.

Oh, ok.

No problem, I appreciated the trivia.

I have another that runs around all night and wakes you up at three in the morning by licking your eyelids, another that sleeps on the same patch of sofa every night, so it's covered in white fur and another one that has shown up today for the first time since August at a vets thirty miles away and has so far made weird eye contact with the others

Define weird eye contact.

I have one cat that, if I and only I make eye contact with him will meow like crazy. He headbutts me and boop my nose with his paw constantly and when I pet my other cats he come runnig and push them away

By weird eye contact, I mean he has held eye contact with the others for up to ten minutes at a time and they have gotten uncomfortable and walked away