When you find that magical frog that can grant you three wishes

Is this like the frog version of the Bible story Johan and the whale, only its like Skippy and the bass?

Looks like a tiny kissing booth

Isn't that the frog that does the 'Ol razzle dazzle?

Or a key (Pans Labyrinth reference)

Why is that frog ensconced inside a gaping disembodied vagina?