That's enough reason not to vote for him

CRUCIFY THE HEATHEN

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING DO YOU PUT YOUR PANTS BEFORE YOUR UNDERWEAR, DO YOU WIPE BEFORE CLEANING YOUR ASS

Maybe it's stuffed crust assholes

Looks like an ad for stuffed crust pizza. Which all featured people turning their pizza around to eat the crust first. Because of the cheese stuffing. So he's doing it properly.

I BET YOU PUT CHEESE IN THE POT BEFORE THE FUCKING GRITS

At least he's actually taking a bite, unlike that Carl's Jr. commercial with whatshisname.