best line ever

I guess if you're 8 it's hilarious. If you're an adult, though, it's the reason you don't watch this idiot anymore. The constant snark gets old fast.

The yahoo guy who wants to blow his turtle would love this.

This my freinds, is a prime example of the slippery slope fallacy.

Mind you, even if people did get the ability to marry dogs, it's not too far a stretch, as bestiality is already still legal in several states. We could fuck dogs in some places before gays could marry.

well canada did legalize oral sex with pets. they are well on their way.

Of course it's ridiculous to think that someone would want to marry a pet. Same with three or more people wanting to engage in some kind of a group marriage. But then Again, at one time it was ridiculous to think that two men or two women would want to marry.