This type of stuff keeps happening

Short people problems?

Baby face problems?

I'm 25 and married and this still happens

Spinner problems

Emma Watson?

They aren't the brightest bunch.

You open the door for salespeople???

Im 20 and this happens

I'm 15 and this ha- oh wait

Mathematically you were 18 when you had this child?

The other day a telemarketer called. She asked how I was, and I replied that I didn't exist. She was like," exscuse me sir" and I said that I didn't exist and neither did she. Then I bid her farewell. I hope she had a good laugh about it.