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First of all. Just no.
Second of all, cum dries real bad and gets all hard and stuff you do NOT want to apply that as make up. I mean if you want a facial go ahead those are fun, but wash it off later don't wear it around all day
Also what I meant was the i didn't get the joke till way later. Like after he left my house I was just chilling and I finally understood. Wow, it is sound wrong didn't it
Hey if the guy doesn't like it then big whoop. We all like (or don't like) different things. No pi t in being mean about it. And to jokur_and_batmon sorry this thread went down a dark path I can't help it
*jumps off cliff*
there needs to be a chat for your chaos
Second of all, cum dries real bad and gets all hard and stuff you do NOT want to apply that as make up. I mean if you want a facial go ahead those are fun, but wash it off later don't wear it around all day
Me: what?
*later that night*
Me: OOOOHH I get it.