Lol,"why are you like this"

....that's actually something really interesting to think about

I'll have what he's having.

Yeah this is eye opening, I'd never thought about that before

What if birds aren't really singing but they're afraid of heights and actually screaming?

We all have that friend

'cos you're a smart ass motherfucker and they o e n o it.

...the best friends just kind of nod along sagely.

Same