Sibling Love

I used to hate my older brother when I was little, then he went to college and I thought "wait a minute, life is weird without him", and now I get super excited whenever I get to see him

My older brothers used to threaten to throw me off the roof and kick me down the stairs

All of my brother's friends are female, gay or married

When I was a lil baby and my sister would hold me she would just drop me when she was done

My brothers convinced me that there was a little old lady trapped in the wall of my bedroom.

My brother threw me out in traffic, just because

My brother stood on a hoola hoop around my ankles and I tripped and broke my arm. Fun times

Once my brothers locked me in the basement and made me drink prune juice until my parents came home

my brother and I used to wrestle and physically fight each other. later we would share a cookie and just act like the bruises weren't even there