Thank you, space!

I think your ears would explode from the sound or something if you were only 5 metres away. Apart from the fact that you would already have been burnt to pieces

Well, Duh. That's why I asked why I would be 5 meters away from the Sun.

It would be millions of times louder if you were 5 meters away from the sun, your ears wouldn't explode, but you would most certainly go deaf and your eardrums would be highly damaged, all of this assuming you could get that close

That's the word I was looking for! Eardrums! I guess they would rip (I don't know if you say it like this in english)