I'm considering moving out

are you able to move your bed around?

... why dont you just move your bed

Fam move your bed or get curtains

Why not switch where your pillow is?

Plantation shutters, blackout curtains, window tint...I don't know what to tell you.

Curtains do wonders.

Instead you could've bought a sleeping mask for 10 bucks.
Or do it like I did and take one from an airplane.

Sleep at the other end of your bed

The fuck did you buy $1000 blinds for?