I want this book

"Oh grandma, what big EARS you have!"
"How dare you assume that my ears aren't like your 'normal' definition of them! You cisgendered little shit, trying to dominate the world with YOUR version of perfection!"

I own this book, and it is one of the most hilarious things in my household.

While this is funny, I find the original versions of stories much more entertaining. With all the death and dismemberment that was going on you really got to see the value of being the hero.

To quote idubbbztv: I want to die.