wonder if i can shopping with it in the grocery store

Clarkson did it in a library.

That is a very top heavy car. Seems like I'd be prone to falling over.

Which will not be much longer if you have a fender bender in that thing!

Nit quite true, you can fit a puppy in there

I'm more concerned about this parking job

I may be perpetually single but at least I had a sedan.

Sounds like my kind of car!

Asshole parking

Still park like an asshole