Trying to understand people

It's merely a quotient then? Could we not represent it with ÷

Nah, you gotta put a smurf in there.
Trust me, I'm a scientist

x÷y=Smurf^3

And turn that 3 into a ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ). That'll finish the equation

x÷y=Smurf^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
W-w-WHAT IS T-THIS POWEER???!!!!

THE ULTIMATE POWER!

UUUWAHHHHHGHHHH!!!!

*under my breath*
But little does he know that is not the equation for my power... it's the equation for diarrhea!

B-but it is not complete yet! The power can be increased!
x÷y=anime tiddies[Smurf^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )]
And simplify!
x÷y=Smurfette^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
And then replace one of the unknowns?!
x÷gun=Smurfette^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Simplification!
x=gun [ Smurfette^( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ) ]
!!!!

Congrats, your anus is literally erupting

Who said I have an anus? I mean, of course I have an anus, since I too am a human being. My cloacal vent- ! NOOOO!!!

Interesting. I should experiment on you!

How dare you, I am a human with rights and opposable thumbs, just like most humans.

But I must know your biology!

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_body

But I want to get inside of you

That's kinky.

You know it
*finger guns*