That sounds horrible.

*smiles like the Grinch*

Why tho

Or do what my mother did; throw a handful of frozen grapes under the bed sheets. No matter where you roll over, they roll after you.

I need this, for... nefarious reasons...

You could toss one into an exam hall and they'd have to stop the tests for everyone.

Who... who hurt you?

Link?

And that's how one gets themselves murdered.