People these days

Do not sleep here drunk.

I want a snorlax bed

The first night sleeping there would be horrible. There is a bridge you have to cross if you have to go to the bathroom, and I just can't consider doing that on my first few nights. I'd fall.

Wait, wouldn't all the chlorine sanitizer in the water make it a horrible place to sleep?

That would be horrible

The acoustics would drive me crazy xD.

They're rich enough to have a pool in the bedroom, but have a dinosaur of a TV.
Oh, the irony.

I see it too