I'm sorry for my mentally disabled friend above you. You see, not all of us are *ahem* "Sconnies", and we do have a normal vocabulary. No, not all of us are god-fearing conservatives, nor stupid. To be perfectly clear, the cheese law is never practiced.
Dear guest, I do hope you realize the internet is a place of enjoyment and whimsy, so while I do live in Wisconsin, and lovingly refer to my home state nickname, I don't appreciate your lack of kindness and assumption of my intelligence. I'm also sorry for your lack of mental capabilities to grasp the idea of sarcasm and joking statements as well as colloquial terms when written. Fear not, there ar educational classes to help people like you.
In Oklahoma, it is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots, people who make “ugly faces” at dogs may be fined and/or jailed, it is illegal to take a bite of another person's hamburger, and a bar owner must not let anyone inside pretend to have sex with a bison.
I'm pretty sure no one enforces them. It is still down on the books that oral sex and sex before marriage is illegal. I don't think they care anymore. No, it is not common to have sex with bison. If it is, they are really good at keeping it secret.
i know what that means
What the actually fuck?
Is having sex with a bison common there?
"Oh she's docile and really tight"
"Oh I wish I had time to do that I gotta get to work prettying up dogs"
And what drugs were they doing!!!