My dad's only shirtless while walking from the shower to the wardrobe, if even then, but then again he's possibly the whitest guy to ever walk the earth. He's also on here. Hi dad!
There is indeed a dad on here! He likes showing me pictures from here, his favorite in the 2-ish years he's been here is a piece of broccoli with Obama's face on it... "Baroccoli". Although he doesn't have a username, he either uses my account or goes on guest!
SPREAD THE WORD
And challenge him