Theres a song on soundcloud called a big dick slapping a toilet or something like that and the beat is a big dick slapping a toilet. Funniest thing ever
Storm: "Do you know the sound a dick makes when it slaps your thigh?"
Victim: *speechless*
Storm: "The same sound it makes when it slaps everything else."
Actually I already know how it sounds like
https://m.soundcloud.com/bong-iguana/making-big-room-out-of-the-sound-of-a-dick-hitting-a-toilet-seat
Victim: *speechless*
Storm: "The same sound it makes when it slaps everything else."