5 more minutes mum

Are you friendly? If you kill me that's fine but if not that's fine too

Oh thank Fuck. I've just had the most horrible dream...they were called, "humans".

OH MY GOD, HANDSOME SQUIDWARDS!!!!

Hey, that's mildly adequate.

Can I hug you?

"Ah,fuck."

You don't have to restrain me. I'll go willingly.

You abducted me and woke me up. You fuckers better have coffee with baiyles in it or I'll be mostly displeased.

I taste terrible, so don't even try

I'll probably shout really loudly

ayy lmao

Mmm daddies

Oh shit waddup

I have information that will allow you to conquer the human race. All I ask in return is that you spare me and a few close friends. And a cat.

How come aliens never wear clothes?

Not today

Why do you look so generic?