The things you need if you're a Retail Employee

No not really

As someone with eight years experience in retail, yes, you will always encounter somebody that will either make you wonder how they breathe unassisted or completely shatter your nerves and/or faith in humanity, for example I watched someone light a cigarette with the same hand they were using to put fuel in their car, and then they came in the store and yelled at me because I disabled the pumps. It takes a special type of person to work retail (or at least a lot of medications!)

Or the Belgian one