Every guys needs a girlfriend like this

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majestic_yumps · 8 years ago · FIRST

That's one weird ass porno

awake_ash · 8 years ago

Like that Two and a half men weird ass story when Charlie's mother had a gang bang with the whole circus

majestic_yumps · 8 years ago

But those are some mighty fine CUPcakes. Get it cuz bewb covers are sized in cups XD

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claudiafox · 7 years ago

If you have to explain it...

smokeythebear · 8 years ago

Mmmm ,she's healthy

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fruit_salad · 8 years ago

Looks fucking disgusting tbh

smokeythebear · 8 years ago

Someone is jealous ^

geluregis · 8 years ago

I don't like icing. Or women (in a sexual way).

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fruit_salad · 8 years ago

I am a female. I just wouldn't like anyone to rub icing on my tits.

smokeythebear · 8 years ago

Boring ^

gamzee · 8 years ago

Would you like to have frosting on your tits, Smokey?

gamzee · 8 years ago

Thought so.

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Having frosting on the tits doesn't sound so bad

smokeythebear · 8 years ago

I'd love it on .hers, mine,I'm a man btw, he'll we can cover each other in all kinds of sweet treats and devour each other ,

gamzee · 8 years ago

...
*looks at Ross* Are you enjoying my suffering?

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Smirks at Daniel*
Are you enjoying your guttermind? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

gamzee · 8 years ago

D: help

rosalinas · 8 years ago

So you are having something in your pretty head
Ehehehe

gamzee · 8 years ago

Aww, you think I'm pretty?

rosalinas · 8 years ago

You are beautiful

gamzee · 8 years ago

Not as beautiful as you

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Are we going to do this again
And what's your suffering

gamzee · 8 years ago

uh nothing

rosalinas · 8 years ago

tell me

gamzee · 8 years ago

*sighs and leans into you* I don't wanna...

rosalinas · 8 years ago

turns round and pecks your lips* but i wanna

gamzee · 8 years ago

*blushes* just leave it, Ross

rosalinas · 8 years ago

If you tell me
I'll give you a real kiss :*

gamzee · 8 years ago

*short-circuits*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Have I told you I have super soft lips

gamzee · 8 years ago

*swallows audibly*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Also my new lipstick smells like vanilla

gamzee · 8 years ago

V-vanilla?

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Yeah vanilla and slightly watermelon

gamzee · 8 years ago

*whispers* please stop

rosalinas · 8 years ago

And it gives my lips this lovely rose red

gamzee · 8 years ago

please

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Takes a few steps closer to you*
What? You don't like it?

gamzee · 8 years ago

*whispers* ross please

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Leans toward you* please wut? Boo

gamzee · 8 years ago

you're killing me

rosalinas · 8 years ago

how? dont you think this rosie red looks lovely on me?

gamzee · 8 years ago

It does *-*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Then? :*

gamzee · 8 years ago

... I sneeze after eating chocolate?

rosalinas · 8 years ago

You must be adorable when you sneeze
Like when baby and puppy sneezes *-*

gamzee · 8 years ago

*grumbles*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

uuhhh Daniel is back in FS!
i gotta throw a party for this

gamzee · 8 years ago

Can I hug you?

rosalinas · 8 years ago

of course you can
*hugs tightly* always
is everything okay? boo

gamzee · 8 years ago

I haven't talked to you for awhile ;-;

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Smiles* do you know that I know you left my texts at 'read'
Pats back* I miss talking to you too
*thoughts about murdering*

gamzee · 8 years ago

When have I done that??

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Do you want me to text ya again there
-_-
Mr I'm so innocent and have done literally nothing

gamzee · 8 years ago

D: SORRY

rosalinas · 8 years ago

No
Turns away* bad Danni!

gamzee · 8 years ago

;-;

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Don't you crying face to me!

gamzee · 8 years ago

;----:

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Your tears look different in each side?

gamzee · 8 years ago

don't question beauty

rosalinas · 8 years ago

would it taste differently each side...

gamzee · 8 years ago

*blushes*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

lemme check!!!

gamzee · 8 years ago

You are NOT licking my face

rosalinas · 8 years ago

You don't want me to lick you...
First time I heard a guy say no to that
Sighs* my Danni is so special

gamzee · 8 years ago

*leans closer and whispers* at least not in public

rosalinas · 8 years ago

When we are home then?

ruuchan12s · 8 years ago

*nosebleeds*melts* no I'm not thinking of anything #slapped#

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Turns to Ruu* I mean if you wanna join us?

gamzee · 8 years ago

*wiggles eyebrows at Ruu-chan*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Laughs*
Is also slightly unpleased*

ruuchan12s · 8 years ago

Don't wiggle eyebrows me plz. And no I'm just a pretty talkative commentator

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gamzee · 8 years ago

*wiggles eyebrows at Ross* We have a commentator

rosalinas · 8 years ago

We dooo

ruuchan12s · 8 years ago

You do

famousone · 8 years ago

@sincere_milkshake
This wouldn't be too freaky for you, would it?

sincere_milkshake · 8 years ago

Nope. The whipped cream is already in my fridge. When's your birthday?

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famousone · 8 years ago

Not soon enough.

sincere_milkshake · 8 years ago

We can do it for Christmas

famousone · 8 years ago

Can't wait!

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222daisy · 8 years ago

Are those Fruity Pebbles?

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deleted · 8 years ago

I'd put chocolate on his dick and lick it off.
That sounds like a better present
And it's a nice sweet for me ^-^

majestic_yumps · 8 years ago

Use a grapefruit instead XD

dr_richard_ew · 8 years ago

Well my name is Richard after all
*slathers chocolate on my forehead*

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rosalinas · 8 years ago

This ship is going to the next level
I love it!

dr_richard_ew · 8 years ago

Now it's your turn
*Continues to ship you and gamzee*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

But but...
We are never going to get there ;///;
Whispers* and you gotta summon him

deleted · 8 years ago

@gamzee
I gotcha lovely

rosalinas · 8 years ago

He will never show up ;-;

deleted · 8 years ago

Have a waffle while we wait
#<('-'<)

gamzee · 8 years ago

*steals waffle*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

But I want waffle too...

gamzee · 8 years ago

...
*gives you waffle*

rosalinas · 8 years ago

We can share

gamzee · 8 years ago

Nah
Take it all

rosalinas · 8 years ago

But I wanna share with you

gamzee · 8 years ago

... Okay ^ .^

rosalinas · 8 years ago

you dont wanna share waffle with me... ;-;
noms waffle in sadness*

gamzee · 8 years ago

*doesn't get any waffle* D:

rosalinas · 8 years ago

You said you didn't want to :<

gamzee · 8 years ago

I- nvm

rosalinas · 8 years ago

You wut?

gamzee · 8 years ago

;-; It's nothing

rosalinas · 8 years ago

TEMME
and don't you dare say no

gamzee · 8 years ago

Nuh

rosalinas · 8 years ago

cries* you always say no to me

gamzee · 8 years ago

I said nuh?

rosalinas · 8 years ago

It's a kind of no
*cries harder*

gamzee · 8 years ago

*hugs* It's okay, I don't even like waffles all that much

rosalinas · 8 years ago

Pancake?

smokeythebear · 8 years ago

@Mightyoak has moved to top position on the most awesome female on this site ,wow!

deleted · 8 years ago

I can't tell if that's genuine or sarcasm lol
Thanks anyway ^-^

smokeythebear · 8 years ago

Genuine, it's nice to see women with your viewpoint..

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deleted · 8 years ago

Doing that kind of stuff is my favorite thing
I don't see why other girls don't like it

sincere_milkshake · 8 years ago

I do. I've never gotten around to doing it though

dr_richard_ew · 8 years ago

Congrats babe <3

deleted · 8 years ago

You're a lucky guy ew
Hahaha

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deleted · 8 years ago

"But honey you know I'm diabetic!"

diabetes · 8 years ago

I do love ruining happiness.

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sir_spiderman · 8 years ago

But where is the cake?

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corvoattano · 8 years ago

Game: Which lump is the nipple?

majestic_yumps · 8 years ago

All of em

sincere_milkshake · 8 years ago

A scientific marvel

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ruuchan12s · 8 years ago

This is Ruu reporting, we have FS canons everywhere here.. and some jelly ppl #slapped# (off camera -- and damn my ship is sailing hard)

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Every guys needs a girlfriend like this

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