Aw hell naw mothaf*cka

Damn.. not sayin' it's not right, but damn.

Is that an alien in you pants or are you hap- AAAHHH HOLY SHIT!!!

If there are still weapons in existence there may shortly be only one person left.

Well, unless they can somehow overcome genetic deficenies from horribly incestuous relations, the human race is fucked either way.

How about a scarier one: Last person one earth, heard a knocking sound

Zlybrad....m'lady