Why would they invent this?!

Oh god

When ur father was a bird

..it's black?

That's the best question anyone has ever asked. And now we must all know the answer.

I think they wipe twice regardless. You can kinda feel the texture, ya know?

What kind of a maniac only wipes twice? I'm at least 5 wipes in before I start to feel slightly clean.
Ps: I need information from an actual blind person to verify your answer.