I will need tequila to describe this year too...

"It killed Alan Rickman and Prince."

I need tequila just to live in it

If you think 2016 started with Harambe then y'all are trippin.

The teacher decided it would be nice to have a discussion about Harambe in class, and who was to blame. She ended up giving a bit of classwork, which you were supposed to write your opinion on. Two kids wrote "dicks out for harambe" amd recieved calls home.

I was alnost 100% certain Harambe died last year. I graduated high school last year and distinctly remember talking to my classmates about it. I guess 2016 has felt longer than it is.

Make that Bacardi 151 and a dozen, and I might be able to get halfway through the year.