Apparently hitchc*ck was right

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We have crows around fortresses. Millions of them. They got there during all the wars that happened here eating away corpses. Since the 40s they changed diet to garbage and they're gonna be there forever. I am afraid they got used to human flesh and they miss the taste of it. I see them also on graveyards a lot, but they never dug out nobody. They might be there just for the smell. Although Serbs leave tons of food "for the dead"... Spooky anyhow...

Run.
*intense chase music*

U dead

It's a murder....of crows

*readies gatling laser*
I HATE BIRDS

Someone really wants you to get your Hogwarts letter, but they're sending the wrong birds.

A Hitchcock's orgasm

Death is upon you my friend.

If you're in an apocalypse movie, you're safe. It's where the birds flew to when they sensed danger.