i too sat for several minutes wondering why they were confused if vampires had testicles. and then i realised ive seen this post before.
...i am ashamed
Let's talk about vampire's testicles. They are useless. Vampires don't have any blood circulation. They can't have an erection or such. WHY would they need testicles? (Except for aestethics purposes, to add balance and symmetry to their body)
You can't understand how much the sixth season of Buffy annoyed me regarding that aspect.
And even if they could, imagine vampires procreating? "Your child is dead. -Yeah, I know, but dead good or miscarriage? Bloodsucker or wormfood?"
So that is really a greater concern for me than wondering why noblemen want to pursue their mondane activities.
...i am ashamed
You can't understand how much the sixth season of Buffy annoyed me regarding that aspect.
And even if they could, imagine vampires procreating? "Your child is dead. -Yeah, I know, but dead good or miscarriage? Bloodsucker or wormfood?"
So that is really a greater concern for me than wondering why noblemen want to pursue their mondane activities.