I think you kinda missed the whole "fashion boom" of bearded men. It has nothing to do with hipsterism. Norse men grow it to look more like their ancestors vikings,and thusly Turks growing them to look like sultans, and isis growing them and balkan people,chetniks and mujahedins, and you have Deus vult and Allahu akbar all over the world. Next, Cuban revolutionary beards. Now,that's when we're all gonna see hipsterism overload. Wake up,people, it's "fluffy sideburns golden age of philosophy" time! Look like princes, shave that dead skunk off your face .You look ridiculous .And as nationalists.
"Norse" dont grow beards to look like Vikings. They grow them because it's trendy and/or because they want to. Nothing to do with Vikings.
- a Norwegian
Simmer down dudes (and dudettes). I know what I'm talking about. You're only convinced it's trendy, you just never lived in tv total controlled states where you, for example think Wow, I totally love this band , and in ten years DB (Serbian KGB) tells us every single word was through censure, singer was their nephew, and they ALLOWED reggae cause it kinda promotes orthodox Christian friendly country of Ethiopia, crossing away from unsorted lands to monarch orthodox civil war land. And all the others (also suddenly revealed as kids of generals, committee members, party leaders) who somehow defied them suddenly died of drugs aids or "falling off the roof". Every single letter in music, news(papers),TV, you got beaten to a pool of blood just for wearing all star snickers. Of course you couldn't see what you want, on TV. They controlled the whole public image, the clothes in stores, the barbers were threatened not to make certain hairdos, and we thought we "chose"the ones they left for us.
"trends" you say? ! Do you really understand what I'm talking about. I couldn't invent a trend. It's called trend for a reason. Even if I invent it, and I did, in my time, you really don't understand to what extent it is controlled. If it's not in their "taste" ,in favour of their "KGB evolution", your branch of evolution will be... cut off. But those trends that got through ,that we were schemingly convinced got through, the idols that we looked up to (that's how you get a trend going, when they kill off your own) were in real life - KGB puppets that told us what to do. And we were all like "Do whatever they do, they are our rolemodels, they can't control them they're so free". And we followed "our trends"(every single inch was created, managed and promoted by them,by their own testimonies, I'm not imagining this). When we got first glimpse of West (it was forbidden, by law, you go to jail if you...
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This guy is nuts. Who makes a rant this long about a man who grew a beard and therefore looked more handsome? Everything you're saying sounds like a bunch of gibberish man.
"contraband" legal Videos) we,1% of us, were smitten! I don't know who's doing it to you now, TrumPutin, or whoever, and beats me why, but trust me, I'm not trying to be smarty pants, I'm going "older brother" on you. You never lived in a country with every inch of your being is made in their "laboratory". OR where beards for example WERE FORBIDDEN. Here it was like growing a Hitler mustache! Nationalist (and reminiscent of times that were). I saw two people with beards (one of them was actually forced to make it more Karl Marx-ish(we have a movie about that!)) before THAT 90S SHOW (fratricidal war of Yugoslavia) and then boom, forget the communist mustache. But none younger than 40. The exact same date as Serbia got independent - meaning all the other countries fled from us...there was big bang boom of "Fcuk them, we're the best" national beard uncut hype. And then the Greeks, trying to show off their "first philosophers and democracy"heritage cause "it's threatened"and then Turks
And then Turks, trying to look like sultans, cause, again, "they're threaten". By ISIS by unsuppoting EU, and Nordic people, "threaten with immigration" and people (mostly Russians from hiddenlol) call them cockless cuckolds. And Russians in Serbia, in turkey, and buying Greece, and then some hipster thinks it's the trend.. Cause everybody is doing it. And Europe is cooking in neonationalism.! Where do you think your beard came from. It's either Cuba or Europe. You choose. And if you think it came from neither, from your head simply,you,my friend are nothing but a fool. Really. I mean it. Good luck to you when you finally get it. I know what I know. Am I sorry for my long posts. No. You should be sorry for long realization time. And beards.
I'm not a troll. For what reason should I be? To make people all over the world shave their beards cause I'm razor manufacturer? I'm just pointing out there were literally 2 men,with beards cause it literally was forbidden and now boom everyone has it. Don't b mad at me. I'm just scared, really scared. Last time beard overload was here, I was in war. You didn't
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@norwegiangirl I am a girl actually haha so I would hope that I never get a beard. Dont worry you're not the first to think I'm a guy.
Meh, thats the shittiest argument I ever saw (and I'm a dude who can't even grow a beard), I mean how "natural" are scisors, gel, and w/e was used for that haircut...
- a Norwegian