Not my drunk story, but my mom got drunk last week and yelled at the TV for two hours. I came downstairs and she was completely naked, trying to fit into an old dress of hers from childhood. Weirdest night of my life.
I commented on this in another post but..my mom was drunk one night and decided it would be funny to give her cat a raspberry on his tummy. The cat latched onto her face and of course my mom freaked out. She had band aids and some stitches. I will NEVER let her live that down
During my study abroad in London, started drinking in London, woke up in a bathtub at the 4 Seasons in Paris wearing a tuxedo and water wings. Never found out where the tux or water wings came from, but I left my dad 11 voicemails speaking in a French accent documenting our adventures to go to Paris to get a "real" crepe because "England was full of posers."
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· 8 years ago
I woke up dressed as Elsa and my friend told me that I was throwing ice at friend yelling "stay away I'll only hurt you"
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