The thirst is real

I have
I still don't know how to respond

"You look good"?

Well I mean
Yeah you do
But I don't want you to take that the wrong way

*Raises eyebrow*

Put your eyebrow down bro
It's just that this post is about hot friends
And while you look good I don't want you to think I think you're hot or anything

Why do you not want me to think I am hot?

Bc I find it weird to call my friends hot unless we're very very close

I'm not shy to calling people hot

Well I am
Like..I don't mind calling male friends handsome,or female friends cute or pretty,but to me it feels awkward to call them hot

I dunno. I guess it's up to you.
I know lots of people on this website who I find hot

I'm guessing you find mightyoak to be the hottest? :p

Ya :3 but I know a few who I would still call hot

Lol you tell me who you find hot
And I might tell you who I find hot

*summons shippers by repeatedly docking a USB into its port*

Goddammit spazz

I think most of the users are off of funsubstance now, but if I went with recent then I would have to say rosalinas, mightyoak, jokersharley, and while she a bit too young, Fruit_salad.
Oh, and don't forget metalman's HOT picture lol

Noice
I think jokersharley,pilot048,folk_the_lore,rosalinas,and one person who I will not name are all hot

Who is the one person?

It's you

I just said I won't name him

Pweeeeaaaaase

No no it is not
Spazz no

Is--is this how I make a shippity ship? DrRose

Spazz you are failing

Help me

Spazz pls stop
I'm still not naming the guy tho

Y not?

It's.....it's.....YOUR MUM

I'm not saying bc he might be stalking us

Gimme one sec

Y tho

shes saying she thinks ur ugly but she don't wanna hurt ur feelings kid

Nope,I think he's attractive actually. I just don't like calling my friends hot.

lol i looked at his pic and tbh from they way he acts here i thought he was 13.

and in order to be nice im not gonna argue what 'attractive' is

WORLD STAAAAR

@rwby_rose im not lying when I say this, but I genuinely respect what u just did that's pretty fuckin badass. great minds think alike

WORLD STAR

Pardon? What exactly did I do that was badass?

that wasnt a fight or anything i legit respect rwby it made me grin

Well I'm not ALWAYS looking to fight lol

WORLD STAR (?)

*drops popcorn* shit, now they know I'm here.

id send a pic cuz i got a screenie of it right before u but itd look like im calling u out

Lol just send it anyway

posted

I've been following comments, watching the drama

Who? Me?

oh god the attention whoring is real

Ajhedges says ajhedges is hot, but how do I know if ajhedges is hot?

true, I don't think I'll ever post a selfie. and @eternal1 you know it

Wait, you gonna tag me!?

Yeah '^_^

Awww danni booboo bear

Y'all are cute
A lil gross
But cute

Why a lil gross
Licks Danni's cheek* better?

Still kinda gross
But then again I find most couples gross
Like
It's possible for couples to be cute
But the lovey-dovey stuff grosses me out xD

Just kinda...
I gotta come up with some thing worse

Nah nothing is worse than lovey dovey stuff
Then again I guess I'm a bit hypocritical bc my ex and I were SUPER lovey dovey

I'm sorry that we remind you of your ex...

Oh nono,don't worry about that. This sounds weird,but it's kinda fun to remember him

Maybe one day...when they're really close....and intimate....Gamzee will have his head bitten off

Wait, wrong species, fuck

They're not spiders Adam

Aw....I thought they were zebras :c

The fuck kinda zebras have you seen?

The tiny green ones with six legs and claws at the ends of their front legs :c

You might wanna see a doctor about that

He has. And I made those zebras!

Why tho

EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL!

Well stop being evil or imma smack you upside the head

*runs around rwby in circles*
EEEEEEEEEVIIIIIIIIILLLLLL

*smacks you upside the head* STAHP IT

*robot slave smacks you back*
NO HITTING THE MASTER

FUCK YOU ROBOT BITCH YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

*robot* COME AT ME SCRUBLORD I'M RIPPED

ROBOTS CAN'T BE RIPPED YA DUNCE

*robot is a robotic head with a human body*
BAM

JESUS THAT'S UNNATURAL

Haha, commendable upgrades, but such fatal flaws--CHEAP SHOT *kicks the robot in the crotch with his leather boots*

Poor robot

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's time to unfollow comments

Yay

We have found their weakness

*robot*
MWAHAHAHAHA. I HAVE NO BALLS.
...it's awkward...

._.

Wat

*Robot* ...I am so sad...

Poor robot..again
Let's build the robot some balls! He'll have literal balls of steel :D

*robot* Oh, that would make me so happy!

No

Spazz pls

I will not grant this thing any power

Balls are hardly power
They're quite the opposite
Balls are weak yo

Not balls of steel

Tru
Then we'll just give him human balls

Then we tie him to a tree and repeatedly kick him...heh...heheh...heheheheheheh

Calm the fuck down or I'll cut your balls off and give them to the robot

Hell no, mine are off limits

Well they'll be on limits if you don't calm down

@-@

:D

*cuts off two deadpool heads* two testicles with teeth

I don't think that the robot wants those for testicles..

Too bad, take it or leave it

Let's leave them and cut off the Dr's balls instead!

Yesssss

Only one thing: I'm not gettin anywhere near his balls,so you'll have to be the one to cut em off

I ain't touching his stankyass balls

Oh come on
Someone has to touch em!
Or we can just have the robot cut them off..

*sigh* we'll need a microscope and a pair of tweezers

Well I've got tweezers,so you get the microscope

*vomits up a microscope*

Well..that's one way to do it.

Okay, I try to find it with the microscope, then you pluck them off with the tweezers

Oh
I thought
I thought we were just gonna hack the robot and have it remove the balls

.......fack

Our brains are very different it seems

Alright *spreads a series of spasms to the robot, putting it under his control*

Yaaay!

*makes the robot locate the micro-hotdog*

Use the tweezers boi

*uses the tweezers* well this is the strangest thing I've ever done.

Okay, now place them on the robot

Fine,but they're still a bit bloody sooo.. *places the bloody balls on the robot*

*walks in*
What are you doing to my Ew clone?

Chopping its balls off
I thought it was you tho..shit

*screams like a supersaiyan and kicks the bot in the crotch so hard that his foot breaks off and there is a dent in the metal*

Adam you're just weird

*robot* ...
NOW I AM FURIOUS PREPARE TO DIE
*Robot goes super saiyan*

*sigh* boys will be boys..see this is why I only date girls for now
Bc guys act like this apparently

*eats his broken foot and makes a new one grow from the stump*

I swear to god spazz

*batman voice* sWEAR TO ME

Nah

Ok .n.

Sorry
Just stop eating feet and then I might swear to you
Or just curse at you
50/50 chance

I only eat my own parts to regrow them. It would've been worse if I got my balls chopped off.

Ah
Still weird tho

Did Danni and I just got highjacked...

Y'all got a taste of your own medicine lol
Srry tho

LET'S HIGHJACK IT BACK

Yasss

No

Was that a challenge?

No, it was an order >:U

IM HIGHJACKING IT
@gamzee let do this!

*smiles at spazzie* hu hu hu

No u binches

HÖ HÖ HÖ

You can't stop us

NO NO NO

Yessss
Let hold hand and do some smoothy smoothy stuffs

*pours gasoline all over the comments* iF I CAN'T HIJACK IT, NO ONE CAN

Maniac laughing* that fire ain't burning brighter than our love

*takes Ross' hand* Let's make them suffer >:D

By using our mushy time! And too PDA

*throws a solid kg of lithium onto the burning gasoline, the reaction producing a blinding light and a very powerful explosion*

Protects Daniel with love* ta-da

Sorcery!

You know it's useless trying to defeat me
Just give up

I'll be back with reinforcements. For now RETREAT

Waves* good luck next time

*smirks* Tactical retreat, huh?

they are smart to retreat

Very smart

*was actually lazy* haha, smart, yeah

Don't attack my ship
You have been warned
Trust me, I tried to sink it once
It didn't work out

I can't, I'm too tired

Jesus fuck I go to sleep and all hell breaks loose

I bailed your ship. Was it the right choice? Prolly, but you lot keep highjacking things.

I may have a solution

http://m.funsubstance.com/chat/view/id/77007/