Oh God. See? This is the reason you gotta get your dog spade or neutered. We got cats, and yeah they're jerks, yeah I gotta look at a cat asshole every time they get up in my lap; but I've never walked in and witnessed my cat dry rubbing a turkey.
The only thing my male cat did after it was neutered was tried to nurse a kitten we adopted. Try walking in on that first thing in the morning. I wake up, start hearing the sound of suckling, so I come around the corner, still in my boxers, to see what the hell is happening and I see a fat ass black cat with a little orange fuzz ball digging away at his nipple. I froze just trying to take it all in, as the black cats eyes locked onto mine. And without a sound he just had that face that said, "you mind?"
It was sweet, but haunting.
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· 7 years ago
My female dog likes to hump stuffed animals. I think she's confused.
Actually upon further inspection of the undercarriage, i think i saw helicopter blades under there. Shes also starting to grow Rocket pods from her left ear and a 30mm gatling gun on the right here.
Well, that's ONE way to make sure your Thanksgiving turkey is moist.
The rest of you can limp home to your loved ones, now. This comment section has just been won.
It was sweet, but haunting.
The rest of you can limp home to your loved ones, now. This comment section has just been won.