Other girls

I appreciate the realism..besides if you don't eat aren't you going to be hungry later?

Wow congrats you special little snowflake

Me: *swallows a whole banana while making intense eye contact*

Well if they're paying

On my first "date" with my husband we went out to eat. I was strictly vegetarian at the time but I didn't want him to think I was weird so I ordered chicken strips. Our food arrives, we start eating, and these chicken strips are the best thing I've tasted in like 2 years. I look up and he's looking at me kind of funny and I realize I probably look like a pig. I apologize and he tells me No, I'm just surprised you're eating on our first date. So I continued to stuff my face. :^)

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