I miss my dog. She's just downstairs but I still miss her.

As an owner of a large dog, I have found that this is not true. The small dogs can only make the "Yip" sound, but the big doggos can make all of these sounds. It is one of the reasons I love the big boys so much.

What dog do you have?

Why is this so accurate

Unless you have a basenji in which case you have "yoogoolooyoo"

BOOF XD

When you said your dog was downstairs I thought you meant hell for a moment

You forgot to add the trembling rat of hatred that screams constantly to release the pent up anger