If you play Sudoku with a pen, I worship you

Yes. We do get very paranoid and tend to mess up our pick-up lines all the time. XD

Oh you meant mess up?
Depend on the person
I, honestly somehow rock the flirting

From a guy:
Be direct.
Keep it simple.

We are often daft, oblivious fools. Even if your flirting game is on point, a great many of us will probably never notice.

You like us? You want to spend more time together?

SAY SO.

Repeat after me:
I think you're pretty cool. Do you want to;
- do something sometime?
- hang out?
- spend more time together?

What's the worst that could happen? You make a close trusted freind?
The best? I dunno... Grandkids?

I need flirting advice for lesbians. Anyone out there? I'm trying to drop a hint to a girl I like. She's already a close friend, though...

You'd think after having a lesbian roommate, I might have a few thoughts... I don't.
Even after she seduced the girl I was dating and got her in bed.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don't usually, never have issue hitting on people
Probably bc my flirting includes lots of sexual jokes
Also I don't do forward
Like if I wanna spend more time with you
I probably say something like 'gimme a morning text' and then ' did you dream of me' and then 'was it a not-so-innocent one?'
Bc I'm me and I HAVE TO make everything sexual