An amazing loser

@-@

Don't you like being mushy to someone you like?

Aw,Rosie,leave the poor guy alone! You can't try and force romance,it doesn't work!

Imma set up dinner with candles and tie you two idiots onto the chairs if I have to!

Rosie no!

Rosie yes!

Rosie pls!

Pours red wine into glasses* just lemme do this

Rosie
Rooosie
pls

I need it!
Or imma start crying again...

Hmph..well I don't want you to cry..
So go ahead I guess

*burp*

Gross

Can't you two just be adorable and cute together for once like a couple that you ACTUALLY ARE!
So I won't cry...
I need my love vitamins

*bUrP*

Adam let's just humor her

*bURP*

Do you want me to guilt trip you? Bc I will

n o o o o o o o

Then let's just be a stupid normie couple and humor Rosie,just this once
She's sad and it's the polite thing to do

Okei, let's be stupid normies :U

We'll be even cuter than Armoured Skeptic and Shoe0nhead xD

Sobbing in the corner*
(I honestly start feeling kinda sad... why am I so fucking vulnerable lately dammit)

Aww,Rosie don't be sad! Do you need some tissues?

*pat pat* :c

Should have sunk the ship that time

I knew this would be a thing

What would be a thing?
The rwby and spazz ship?

Yes. From the beginning

Well it's official now
You know gf/bf thing
I'm so excited for the wedding!!!

Wedding? Nononono Rosie pls

Mawwiage is waht bwings us togedah today..

Woah someone is over excited
Is white roses better or red roses?
I think red as her name is Rwby

Rosie I don't really like weddings
Plus he and I haven't even been together for a week!

Ok ok just go hunt some trolls together then

Great idea silver

Yisss troll huntinh

Many of the trolls are on here
they're called "guests"
But sometimes they're called "users"

Sighs* when you wanna set up a romantic dinner but they wanna kill
Why no one appreciates me

Sorry Rosie
Least we're killing together

What an interesting ship

I swear fs ships are the best
And our shippers too

Rosalinas have a muffin and be happy *shoves muffin* rwby and spaz if you guys want you can have dinner at the muffin kingdom, my gates are open to you. There's a very romantic dining hall and ball room but also gladiator piit which anyone can participate in for fun or glory. Come let's celebrate the engagement and plan the wedding *grabs everyone and rushes them to the castle*

WHAT WEDDING WHAT IS HAPPENING ANYMORE

Gaps* but I haven't finished the dress yet!!!

You can use my horses for the carriage!

WHAT IS HAPPENING

There's supplies to help you make a dress at the Castle *gets everyone to mount up and locks spazz and rwby in carrage* great idea Potter! Let's go hurry!

I DIDN'T AGREE TO THIS

You have no choice in this!
Just get married and have children and be happy

And kinky too
Never forget that

I don't want marriage
Or kids
I need to have a say in this! And so does he!

killing trolls is cool and good

Goddammit Adam
focus yo
People are trying to force marriage on us!! D:

Imma force trolls on them

Well
Whatever works I guess xD

Yoy

Don't you wanna marry her, Adam
Tearful eyes*

consent is cool and good. Now where is that goddamn troll.

I'm used to killing trolls they live all around the kingdom and hey this happened to me and i was happy about (just roll with it trust me). You two will soon be officially fun substance married and your shippers will never be happier (kids is a whole other mess, let that happen naturally ^-^). Who's going to do the ceremony?

Where are the trolls, villain!!?!?

Lol I love how Adam basically just said no xD
Lord help me these shippers are nutcases

u got me hooked on hte troll killin dont deprive m e e e e e

In my Kingdom that's where we're heading! You can fight as many as you wish in the arena with rwby (i heard she's good with a scythe) while we plan the wedding!

I thi nk I see a troll to hunt

I'll kill the trolls then I'm coming after hood

He is the troll @u@

off with his head then?

I am no troll! I am the muffin king! Besides we're here! *rushes everyone inside and leaves the lovers fighting trolls while we plan the wedding*

Goddammit hood

Just don't kill my friend, danger the troll.

I shall leave him alone
But I can't guarantee that spazz will

Also don't hurt my friend magisk

I won't

You silver can you perform the ceremony?

NO CEREMONIES PLS

What you don't want to cut the giant wedding muffin or dissect the troll or partake in the drinking of your choice for either the blood of your enemies or their tears (the vegan or blood allergy option) or even the ceremonial interdimensional dance! How else are you to say your vows in such exotic locations such as narnia, skyrim or even the 3rd moon of endor if you so choose? No the ceremony must happen unless you want to do a small non traditional wedding on like the beach or something

I don't want any wedding,and I don't think he does either! We got together like 6 days ago! This isn't a Disney movie yo!

It's like that programme, married at first sight!

Oh God my mom watches that show
I've only seen some of it but it seemed a bit cringey

May not a marriage just yet, that seems like rushing.

Listen to silver! She's the only sane one here besides @rayofsunshine!

Go hunt internet trolls, or just endlessly screech at one another.

we'll be sure to do that

Why hunt trolls when you can wrap yourselves in toilet rolls and scare the shit out of everyone? :D

Oh God no xD

That's a power couple right there xD

XD that's one way to describe it
Did you ever listen to that audio I sent you btw?

No, not yet! Mum hogged the laptop and didn't go to bed until... midnight? So as soon as I get out of bed, I will :)

Ah well alright
Lemme know once you've listened to it! I wantz to know your thoughts!

I will! :D

*bEHEADS THE MUFFIN TROLL*

Yaaaay
Also I just remembered that this is all on Adam's post xD
SORRY ADAM
WE DIDN'T MEAN TO HIJACK
WELL WE KINDA DID

Sorry! I was summoned at some stage XD

A a a a a a aa a a a a a no biggie

You're totally free to hijack any of my posts yo
And maybe I'll let you stalk my comments
Assuming you don't already do that o_o

Yey, but I don't really have the capacity to stalk and keep up to date with that many comments xD

Well thank God for that bc I talk about sooo much shit that I'm not ready to tell you about xD

:O

Fuck why'd I say that o.o

:^O

Donchu stalk me now! Don't even think about it yo!

Pls don't stalk her. We talk about my personal family matters :0

I see, worry not ^_^

Haha, thanks! :D

Thank God for personal things
Otherwise you'd find out some shit that I'll reveal to you soon!

Yassss. XD

:000

I haz surprises for yaz Adam

:D

You shall never know them
Not until I am ready to reveal them

@rayofsunshine
IMMA FIND A POST FOR US TO HIJACK BC I WANNA DISCUSS HIS SURPRISES

You can hijack on of mine

We already found one,but thanks for the offer silver!

Okey. But I want in

Hmmm
I'll tag you then

*Drops party supplies* so they escaped i gues... damn i missed a lot

*pats shoulder* You tried. XD

And i will try again! ... later

Yes! Stay positive, friend!

We should start a chat to plan their shotgun wedding.

Oh, that would definitely be beautiful indeed. XD Though, I do know that rwby doesn't like weddings.
:0 We can plan your wedding though!

You 2 are a ship?

With who though? I already had a thing with skittles but now she's not really here any more... I'm sad no *eats comfort muffin*

No, no. I'm new here so I am still in the newbie zone.
What about you Rose?
And aww, I'm sorry about skittles, hood. Hoodles would be such a cute ship name!

What about me what?

Oh, just how are you? Any ships that I should start fangirling about? XD

You got any ships

Peaks head in* wanna buy some ship, kids?
And yea I'm actually in one of the strongest ships that fs has ever had :***
But he's an idiot

You and who?

Oh dear. What has this boy done for you to call him an idiot?
And the only two ships I know about are Dr Ew and Oak, and Rwby and Spazz :D

Gaps* you don't know my ship!

*gasps* No! I don't! Please do share!!

Nah I'm sinking it anyways
Again! Cause @gamzee is an idiot!

What has he done??
I'm sure the ship will sail once again! :D

Nope!
I'm sinking it
He dared to leave my fine ass
I was so alone ;-;

How dare he!!
He honestly better make up for it XD
I don't like watching big ships sink :(

I do!
Especially when he has it coming!!!
Also @gamzee why you come online but no text me ...

Das sad bru

Aww. :( Sorry about that, Rose! He must be driving you insane!

It's alright
I'm planning on kidnapping his cats and have them for late meal

That's brill-
Wait. Don't eat his cats! The cats did nothing!

But that will hurt his soul deeply
Bc it's his fault I got to this level of madness

Just kidnap his cats and keep them for yourself

Im much higher than that level of craziness
Death there must be

Ross D: I said I was sorry!

Did you act sorry! No
So there will be death
You have this coming

*spawns muffin creature to block gamzee from being stabbed and allows for rosa to stab something to death to get it out of her system*

I want to kill HIM!

*feeds her blood of the innocent* um dude you may want to run and wait about 3 to 5 days... depending on.. um stuff. Just chill in a bunker for a while and throw chocolate and flowers at her when she approaches

Why feeds me blood of the innocent
When he's guilty!

Don't listen to them, Ross!

I don't know what is happening just want to be included

If it makes you feel better,I don't completely know either
All i know is that people apparently want me and spazz to get married

You two get married
Imma bake Daniel into a wedding cake

Yeah Rosi I agree Rwby and Spazzy should get married

Lord help me
Pls don't turn people into cakes

why? I like cake and I don't like people. It's getting Cupcakes here

This site is not made for cannibalism

oh come on!

Noooo

tasty human cake

Snowy pls

Why not human muffins?

I just wanna kill him
Cake, muffin, anything

Let's just not kill people,okay?

why? I'd love to do that

Bc it's not nice

He wasnt nice
Im just being fair -_-

There's different levels of "not nice",Rosie

Very 'not nice' that leads to death level of 'not nice' he was

Anything can happen on this site

Rosie let's just..not bake him into a cake,alright?

Boooorrriiinnngggg

What am I supposed to do with him then

Idk
Lecture him or something

Sell their bone marrows

Let's not do that

Lets do that

Pls no

sell their balls

Nonono

Potter and snowie are hungry for drama and violence

They're a wee bit crazy it seems
I mean we all are but still

Naw I'm not a wee bit but still. we are mostly bored not bloodthirsty.

Well
Anything's better than bloodthirsty

well yeah like regular thirsty

I mean, I'm thirsty for butterbeer

And I am for Felix Felicis

We all need a bit of luck

And I'm just regular thirsty anyone have a glass of water?

no but I have a feeling someone here is thirsty in another way

In what way exactly? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

We all know what way

We sure do

Just wants some lingon berry juice or something

I misread that as Klingon berry juice

SoHvaD boneH

I want a cuppa

*gives cuppa*

You better not have made it weak

No it's not weak

Wat de heyul did i miss

Idek

We are having a cuppa, amd drinking lingon berry juice.

Noice, I'll bring out the crackers and cheddar

Ah yes, make sure you get some quality street too XD

oh my

Oh you're here

I have some slight worries

About what?

I would appreciate not being turned into a baked confection

I would appreciate you acting like you're not wanting to be turned into a baked confection

Are you suggesting I should scream and run away?

Are yin suggesting you want to stay?

I said I would appreciate the opposite, but if it means that I can eat cream it is a satisfactory way to go.

Not dead
The opposite is not dead

Yes, I know

So?
Dead or not dead?

Ghost.

But ghost can't hug...
I texts btw
Why you never check for my text...

I don't get notifications on the computer... bluh

Snorts* mean you gotta check it every 5 mins!
*deep thoughts about when I become this clingy*

So are we going to turn people into cinnamon buns

Depend

Let's do it. Who will be the first?

Eh who smells the best maybe?

What about a SINamon bun?

Dat you
We shall bake Danni first I guess

:D I shall finally become a baked confection

And then imma eat you!
I'll cry tho

Because I'm so tasty

I bet you are ;)

I bet you're more delicious though ;)

That you have to find out yourself ;)

*begins preheating oven* It's getting hot in here

I guess I will finally get to see my Daniel with some butter and spices huh

*preparing dough*

*eats dough*

I'm forever suffered

Hehehe

Or I can just flee and leave your dumbass

This is an abusive relationship

You guys literally cook each other.

I abuse him physically
He does it emotionally

Erm, alright.

Neither of us is dead so it's fine

That's the spirit?

Go team?

Roszee
We have a ship name

Go Roszee!

No.
I'm sinking it.
Again...

Erm, I'm not really sure what to say about this..

Cause you're new
Users who have been here long are all used to my dramas

I'm used to it, I'm just not sure what a proper response would be.

People usually tell me don't sink it? Cause they ship us

Don't sink it, please.

Why not

Because it's adorable. Anyway, I'm a somewhat experienced sailor so I'll just flip the ship back.

Good luck with flipping his stupidass back

It can't be too hard, at least if he's willing.

If he wants to fix this ship

If he does, then you are ready to set sail.

Well if he REALLY does wanna fix it

I want to fix this ship!

Really?

Yes! I don't want you to go... Although you deserve much better.

But I like you...
If you really don't want to go, show me

*leans close* Can I kiss you?

Uhm maybe ^-^

The ship has set sail!

Not so fast
He hasn't kissed me yet

well but you are canon

The ship has cannons

We are canon
But not official

*pauses* Wait, what?

Am I wrong

:( We aren't official?

We are NOT
NEVER EVER!
IN THIS LIFE OE ANY LIFE

Why Rosie?

I don't know you follow this...
And I'm just really mad
And we have some issues...
Cause I'm crazy

Are you sure that you aren't official?

When is a thing considered official?

When the shipped act like it.

Eh
But he never asks me the thing...
Also how I the drawing

Btw, my hair is short now and curly too...
So if you wanna change that

Dangit. The drawing is well, but I need to add your face. I'll have to fix your hair, and I haven't much time today, so I'll see what can be done.

Long hair is fine
I honestly prefer long st right hair but I made a huge mistake so I have to live with it now
And add my face?

Well you see I haven't worked out the facial expression. And I can't draw the other eye.

A :3 face!

Alright, a cute kitty face. There will not be whiskers.

I'm cute either way :3

You've cut your hair?

Sighs* huge mistake

Wait, what did I do?
It was just a question??

Mu hair was a huge mistake I meant

How come?

It's a bit too short
And I like long hair
It can be too curly sometimes too

I think that sounds awesome!
Can you send me a picture?

Gaps* did you just!
Fuckboi @-@
I'm kidding
Lemme try to take a decent pic of my sleepy face

*magically gets fuckboi haircut*
Oh shit

Oh shitttt
Nuuuu my precious Danni
What's a fuckboi hair cut?

https://where.co/fun/PJLKsae93?gallery=tag&query=fuckboi

'This site can't be reached'

:P darn

So fuckboi hair is no hair at all?
... please don't go bald

I can't even go bald xD
Unless I get shaven or chemo or something

Nuuu I like your hair
Mostly bc I like you so I like your every thing
But don't go bald!
-Ross-

Now I have a sudden urge to go bald...

Xavier pls

Adam pls dont call people Xavier

Professor X pls

*professor

i need sleep pls

D: poor you

.n.

Take a nap or something!

Yea, I should

Doo eeeet
Btw is it cool if you stay up tomorrow? I wanna taaaaalk
Like a lot
Bc I love you and I'm needy xD

100% done :)

Awesome
Love ya sweetie ^-^

Loaf u too

I wouldn't object to seeing your hair, rosie. Please don't shave it, gamzee, but that is your choice.

When you hijacked a post
Then run out of cement so it got hijacked back
And I wouldnt date Danni of he goes bald
you'll see it, Sil
Sooner or later

Maybe I will, but the fact remains that you are both crazy.

It's not always a bad thing

We have an exciting relationship or whatever

Of course it is awesome, it means we are more entertained

Our love is entertaining I suppose

Whereas me and Adam are boring af in comparison
But we're hella cute

I can change the boring part ;)

Pls no

I was challenged
I have to start doing stuffs

NONONO

DON DON

Whilst me and me are most boring

Spice things up, sil
And you asked to this, rwby

Not exactly!

Me: I love you
Me to me: No, spicy pizza rolls
Me: ;-;

Pizzas is a way to show love

Me: what
Me to me: *blushes*

that is it, this is the last straw, garfinkle, i will beat you with a pack of spaghetti @rosalinas

Adam
Hush up and email me!

Me: *popping popcorn*
Alternate me: *setting up tv tables*

....
*gets crackers*

*Pulls out Chips*

*gets the holy fish*

Steals holy fish*

*spaghetti*

*pasta sauce on the wall*

Leaves cause I strongly dislike cleaning*

Other me: *licking pasta sauce off of the walls*
Me: Dafuq

Pizzasås på väggen

Pizza sauce on the wall?

My Swedish is rusty at best, I hope I got that..

Yeah xD

Yay. *kasta pizzasås*