Real men treat everyone around them with respect and courtesy, but never condescension.
Real men always go the extra mile to help the weak and hurting.
Real men know your word of honor must never be broken.
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And, last but not least, real men walk around shouting that everything is "SO MANLY!!!!"
*does finger guns at Elfman*
Real men fart in a deserted isle in the grocery store, crop dust the whole isle, then peek around the corner to see the expression on the face of the next shopper to come down that isle.........Ok ok, I may be just a little deranged, but it is fun.
Oh and
Real women wear the same bra for two weeks
Real men always go the extra mile to help the weak and hurting.
Real men know your word of honor must never be broken.
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And, last but not least, real men walk around shouting that everything is "SO MANLY!!!!"
*does finger guns at Elfman*
Am I even allowed to do this? :D as a girl
Real women spoon their men in the morning.