This past summer my daughter who never met my side of the family finally got to meet all my family. She met all her cousins and uncles, my brothers. One of her uncles is "special". He is 6'2, large bodied, and the hairiest person you ever seen. My brothers like to call him big foot. But I insist yeti because he is even more rarely seen than a big foot and though seems like a monster is a big cuddly bear. So I jokingly called him Uncle Yeti to my 9 yr old daughter and dared her to call him it. And she did, lmao so now all I have to do is mention my brother and she goes o you mean Uncle Yeti. And she laughs uncontrollably. Lmao
I have a running joke with my friend that we just have to tap the side of our head and say 'cross clip'. The we say we have sinned and beg the nearest person for forgiveness.
*whispers*
Drugged dogs. Corn dogs...
So this needs another scale
But I can't be online!
Or go buy candy at the store...
And I picked this one...
I meant the bad break not the good break
I do like ducks...
Second, get the fuck out
can you see my tears
hear my sobbing
i am so hurt
pugs
Do you have a thing? Without me!?
Or a moiraillegiance
*leaves*
*blows nose into your shirt* why you no love me
Also act like you do
Except it you actually record it :3
Also, watch your pretty mouth, Daniel
How do you feel about that
*Takes you to my whale storage facility*
Too late
Hey, want some helium?
Tim Allen watches you while you sleep
Are you scared of tamarinds?
Hey wanna watch Tanked?
Some of my best