Cutest little thing I ever did done seen

Dont be rude to the spider

It assaulted my eyes with its appearance,of course I'll be rude to it

But its just a tiny ball of hair

With widdle eyes <3

It might be venomous or some shit

Its venom only carries love

Well then don't let him touch you ya dingus

Well I don't get a say in whether or not the creature lunges at me

If you don't lunge at him, he won't lunge at you

That's debatable

You're gonna lunge at him?

No

Then he won't lunge at you

Hopefully

Now be quiet and love his cute widdle face!

I refuse to love anything
Besides my pets,my bf,and my friends

Gasp! ...Even... me?

Yeah sure why not
Platonic af tho
You're like a bro

Yay!

Spiders are little balls of scaredness but if u bang near it, it will get scared and bite u. Be quiet, be gentle