I mopped the floor, then my niece ped on it... on purpose

she PED on it???!!!

I'm never having kids. Ever.

For anyone wondering, the cat is from the anime Ghost Stories! ^_^

I put all the books back on the shelf. An hour later..Son: "read to me!" Me: "go pick out a book." ALL books are back on the floor.
Or Me: "Why is there crayon all over the tile?!" Son: "I was testing colors" Or Son: "I'm thirsty" Me: *pouring drink* Son: *pulls cup away* Done!" Juice all over floor.
It's impossible to have a clean house with small children